Based Off The Shitty Movies You Saw In 2014,What Are Your Awards For Them?

And my Winners are...

The Interstellar Award For Most Pretentious Movie

TIE: Transcendence / I Origins

The "But The Trailer Made It Look So Awesome!" Award

Automata

The "Please Don't Direct Another Movie Ever Again" Lifetime Achievement Award

Seth MacFarlane for A Million Ways To Die In The West

The Drive Angry Award For a Crappy Movie That You Still Somehow Kinda Liked

Hercules (the one with The Rock)

The Krampus Award For Most Childhood Destroying Movie

Maleficent

The Total Recall Award For a Remake/Reboot That NOBODY Asked For

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Grease 2 Award For A Sequel NOBODY Asked For

300: Rise Of An Empire

The Golden Metamucil Award For Over The Hill Action Star Movie

Expendables 3

The Heaven's Gate Award For Worse Waste of Cast/Production

Dracula Unbound

The AAAAAAARRRGGGHH! Award for Cerebral Palsy Inducement

Transformers 4 Age of Extinction

Now,what awards would you bestow upon the cinematic magnum crapus you saw this year?