Here's the thing about Jurassic World...

First off, the trailer was horrible, and the movie looks horrible. It looks like a typical Hollywood popcorn pusher with bad CGI, worse dialogue, and an impossibly dull plot.

So we finally have a theme park that's been open an generating revenue. Done. You know what would make it great? A genetically-engineered super-monster that can apparently turn invisible (?) and has a horrendously misanthropic disposition. Sorry, Christ Pratt, dinosaurs aren't wow enough. Not after the first park got a bunch of people killed, the expedition to the breeding island got a whole city demolished, and whatever the hell happened in the third one.

This is lazy as hell. We should be done with parks by now.

After all, the title of the picture is "Jurassic World." And that's exactly the movie I would like to see, where all of our power-hungry mistakes led to the dinos reclaiming control of the world. This is the only logical progression of the story, because it is progression, and, let's not forget, the theme of the first film was control. This film wants me to believe that after all of said mistakes, they just went and did the same thing again. Do you want to reaffirm my lack of faith in humanity? Because that's how reaffirm my lack of faith in humanity.